Ahem.
Firstly, stupid last post was not justified. I'm irritated just looking at the damn thing.
Secondly, I'm currently watching Independence Day for the zillionth time. TODAY WE CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! Go America! Save us from evil nasty aliens. And obviously an alcoholic alien abductee happens to destroy huge-ass mother ship. In fact, lets list the many many reasons I love this movie.
1. Will Smith is f***ing gorgeous. Every film contract he signs should have a clause which states that he should take off his shirt at least 7 times during the movie. 10 times if movie sucks. At least that way, us chicks have something pretty to look at.
2. Chess players are so clever that they can deduce what evil nasty aliens are plotting. If stupid aliens actually do show up, the UN should immediately conscript all the top chess players and make them plan our strategies. This way, we actually have hope that we can survive, rather than freaking out and running for the hills.
3. Bill Pullman is such a confused little puppy dog in more than 85% of the movie. Aww, don't worry. Alcoholic Alien Abductee will save you!!!!
4. Speaking of puppies, the dog survives! Yay! I think all animals depicted in movies should survive, and have happy long lives. Hence, the makers of "Marley and Me" can bite me.
5. Back on the topic of how clever we are, and how stupid the aliens are. We can write a computer virus which can take down the central computer system of beings who are way more advanced than us and have systematically destroyed all major cities of the world. Go Humans!
6. Will Smith is too cute.
7. The dialogue is just so damn corny. For example:
President: What do you want us to do?
Nasty Alien: Die. Die (cue evil laughter)
8. Alcoholic Alien Abductee dies and kills evil alien mothership. Everyone celebrates, stops, spends 0.00000001 seconds thinking about Alcoholic Alien Abductee's family, and then starts celebrating again. TYPICAL. Next time, don't bother saving these douches by sacrificing yourself. Ungrateful much?
9. Will Smith. Nuff Said.
Later.
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